Sarah Palin in Chicago

Sarah Palin in Chicago, originally uploaded by flatpalin.

Oh my gawsh. They don't have giant Levis in Wasilla.

Sarah Palin at a Chicago bus stop

Sarah Palin at a Chicago bus stop, originally uploaded by flatpalin.

In Wasilla, we only have the MTA -- that's Mush Transportation Authority -- but in Chicago, they have the buses. Todd's a musher, you know.

Sarah Palin on the Art Museum steps

Sarah Palin on the Art Museum steps, originally uploaded by flatpalin.

This is when I visited the giant lions at the Art Institute of Chicago. I think I once went lion hunting...are they an endangered species?

Sarah Palin on South Michigan

Sarah Palin on South Michigan, originally uploaded by flatpalin.

Chicago is just so big! I think they can fit, gawsh, maybe 1,000 Wasillas in the Sears Tower.

I almost went to the Russian Tea Room for dinner, but thought the better of it.

Sarah Palin at the Bean!

Sarah Palin at the Bean!, originally uploaded by flatpalin.

Oh my gawsh! I once woke up really early, and went up to the roof of my igloo, in Wasilla, and I think I could see this pretty bean from my house. And then when I got to the pretty bean, I could see myself in the reflection. How'd they do that?